The most observant will notice cinematically and shod in the title refers to a thin film that has won, in my personal ranking, the prize for the script more Pallosa ever created and nominated for worst film of the decade. The feelings of discomfort left by the vision of this film I also have caused considerable discomfort both physical and psychological data from the infinite sadness that I was stuck for days on the main character. Also it is a story as slow death. That's why I would not recommend anybody and every time it is mentioned in a conversation provokes hilarity. As the memory of a past misfortune that years later can not but raise a smile. Here, all these feelings bring me back to my current state of new graduates. No, newly unemployed, the better.
When children survived infancy, say the sixth birthday, parents should give a booklet of warnings and contraindications to be able to consult before taking the important phases of their lives. The booklet would be of course totally subjective and based on direct experience of the parents, but at least give an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat is ahead.
Type:
"To address the elementary classmates know to be extremely unreliable and even false to sell your secret for a free smurf." Sure, it can seem cryptic and seienne that could take advantage of this valuable evidence should show a certain intelligence that would probably misuse it and take the ugly part of the seller. In addition, the smart parent would replace the smurf of his childhood with gormiti currently fashionable.
As bestow pearls of wisdom should become easier as the adolescent growth should already be able to understand the dynamics of social interaction and how easy it is to be fooled again. Of course there would also be the classic rejection at all costs of the rules imposed by parents, but it is hoped that this behavior goes out of fashion because, nowadays, everyone does what he wants from the age they want.
At medium-sized evergreen advice is "do not get photographed at any time because every shot between 11 and 14 years will turn against you in the future."
With the growth and branch tips should greatly depending on the spheres of interest of the subject under consideration, but there is nothing close to the parent to attach new appendices on romantic relationships, friendships true / false, smoking, drugs, alcohol and different banality. Sure, there are different ways to address them also according to the direct experience of the parent but the real one important caveat is
"consider all the pros and cons of making the university.
pro:
- even if you take a culture to fully appreciate only the very very latest,
- know a lot of guys. Sooner or later someone comes to be worth;
- decide what you do every day, including sleep up to 11;
- not too soon before you sit down at the same desk that oppress you for the rest of your life (uhm.. pro this is probably to be repealed as a result of the Biagi Law);
- you will pay more (as above).
against:
- study just stove;
- every day when you do not study affects a heavy sense of guilt;
- college costs. also the public. over a thousand euro a year. if you do not finish in 5 years, including specialist, you're throwing away money, and several;
- if you're not a machine without emotions every single test you physically mark by adding a white hair on his head;
- not all subjects are interesting, some bricks will become your worst nightmare;
- not all jobs require a degree, are you sure you want to be a journalist, a doctor or engineer in the aerospace life? manage a small shop in the suburbs is much more relaxing ...;
- whatever you find you a job ranks poorly paid infinite. Degree or no degree. maybe if you start working at 20 years (including two academic sabbaticals or when you realize that is not for you) at 30 you have a location and a decent salary. Graduates may still be working in a call center up to 40 years;
- you'll get a family later. this is a fact. and probably takes longer to become too independent
- you'll pay taxes based on the income of your parents until you're living on your own for at least 2 years;
- writing a thesis is stressful;
- discuss thesis is stressful
- the euphoria of being there and no one graduated last a couple of days a week if all goes well, that is the time to download the adrenaline
- experience depression post-graduate is frustrating. "
Here. if someone had asked me before this simple schemino 10 years ago maybe I would have thought for a moment before saying "if I graduate not combine anything in life, so I have to."
How many cows.
Okay. now it's done. (Ah. .. cheers ...) and now I'm 30 (well almost ... trifles).
I have this useless piece of paper in his hand and zero desire to get back to seriously look for work. will be above all that I lack the conviction to do it because I still do not know what to do in life!
geography? is not a job that really does exist (if you do not have the millions available)
the weather? and if then mistake and campers annaquati incite against me?
the teacher? But of what? except that my patience would come one day and denounced the other as well ...
quiz the player on TV? (Well at least for what my culture media would be sufficient ... the quiz of "legacy" of last week I knew them all)
the bakery? and if after two months I realized that even laboratory make 20 different cakes a day is stressful? and then I actually threw 10 years of study for the bakery? (And here we return to the booklet mentioned above)
sad secretary in the office of questionable moral integrity?
I stand before my beautiful date curriculum with the words "graduate" big face smiling and begging for an appointment at least in time and do not even know really who I want to send ... the only thing I know for sure is that I do not want to continue to raise the children of others.
When children survived infancy, say the sixth birthday, parents should give a booklet of warnings and contraindications to be able to consult before taking the important phases of their lives. The booklet would be of course totally subjective and based on direct experience of the parents, but at least give an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat is ahead.
Type:
"To address the elementary classmates know to be extremely unreliable and even false to sell your secret for a free smurf." Sure, it can seem cryptic and seienne that could take advantage of this valuable evidence should show a certain intelligence that would probably misuse it and take the ugly part of the seller. In addition, the smart parent would replace the smurf of his childhood with gormiti currently fashionable.
As bestow pearls of wisdom should become easier as the adolescent growth should already be able to understand the dynamics of social interaction and how easy it is to be fooled again. Of course there would also be the classic rejection at all costs of the rules imposed by parents, but it is hoped that this behavior goes out of fashion because, nowadays, everyone does what he wants from the age they want.
At medium-sized evergreen advice is "do not get photographed at any time because every shot between 11 and 14 years will turn against you in the future."
With the growth and branch tips should greatly depending on the spheres of interest of the subject under consideration, but there is nothing close to the parent to attach new appendices on romantic relationships, friendships true / false, smoking, drugs, alcohol and different banality. Sure, there are different ways to address them also according to the direct experience of the parent but the real one important caveat is
"consider all the pros and cons of making the university.
pro:
- even if you take a culture to fully appreciate only the very very latest,
- know a lot of guys. Sooner or later someone comes to be worth;
- decide what you do every day, including sleep up to 11;
- not too soon before you sit down at the same desk that oppress you for the rest of your life (uhm.. pro this is probably to be repealed as a result of the Biagi Law);
- you will pay more (as above).
against:
- study just stove;
- every day when you do not study affects a heavy sense of guilt;
- college costs. also the public. over a thousand euro a year. if you do not finish in 5 years, including specialist, you're throwing away money, and several;
- if you're not a machine without emotions every single test you physically mark by adding a white hair on his head;
- not all subjects are interesting, some bricks will become your worst nightmare;
- not all jobs require a degree, are you sure you want to be a journalist, a doctor or engineer in the aerospace life? manage a small shop in the suburbs is much more relaxing ...;
- whatever you find you a job ranks poorly paid infinite. Degree or no degree. maybe if you start working at 20 years (including two academic sabbaticals or when you realize that is not for you) at 30 you have a location and a decent salary. Graduates may still be working in a call center up to 40 years;
- you'll get a family later. this is a fact. and probably takes longer to become too independent
- you'll pay taxes based on the income of your parents until you're living on your own for at least 2 years;
- writing a thesis is stressful;
- discuss thesis is stressful
- the euphoria of being there and no one graduated last a couple of days a week if all goes well, that is the time to download the adrenaline
- experience depression post-graduate is frustrating. "
Here. if someone had asked me before this simple schemino 10 years ago maybe I would have thought for a moment before saying "if I graduate not combine anything in life, so I have to."
How many cows.
Okay. now it's done. (Ah. .. cheers ...) and now I'm 30 (well almost ... trifles).
I have this useless piece of paper in his hand and zero desire to get back to seriously look for work. will be above all that I lack the conviction to do it because I still do not know what to do in life!
geography? is not a job that really does exist (if you do not have the millions available)
the weather? and if then mistake and campers annaquati incite against me?
the teacher? But of what? except that my patience would come one day and denounced the other as well ...
quiz the player on TV? (Well at least for what my culture media would be sufficient ... the quiz of "legacy" of last week I knew them all)
the bakery? and if after two months I realized that even laboratory make 20 different cakes a day is stressful? and then I actually threw 10 years of study for the bakery? (And here we return to the booklet mentioned above)
sad secretary in the office of questionable moral integrity?
I stand before my beautiful date curriculum with the words "graduate" big face smiling and begging for an appointment at least in time and do not even know really who I want to send ... the only thing I know for sure is that I do not want to continue to raise the children of others.
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